THE RUMOUR MILL

IAN MARTIN STINKS OF SHIT ITS TRUE ITS TRUE

THE RUMOUR PAGE IS FULL OF OFFSPRING GOSSIP PASS IT ON QUICKLY TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS

BUFFY
THE OFFSPRING RECORDED THE BUFFY MUSIC ONLY AFTER RECIEVING A YEARS WORTH OF BLOW JOBS FROM SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR.


EMINEM AND KID ROCK WILL TEAM UP AGAIN AND REALEASE A NEW SONG AND MAY BE EVEN A NEW ALBUM

STONE COLD
THE OFFSPRING HAVE BEEN LINED UP TO DO A NEW VERSION OF HIS MUSIC IT HAS GOT FANS WILD ALREADY

AT ONE WILD PARTY NOODLES AND BRITANEY SPEARS GOT TOGETHER AND WENT UPSTAIRS THEY CAME DOWN LATER ALL SMILING AND THEN NOODLES SAID "SHE WAS GOOD IN BED BUT NOT UP TO MY USUAL STANDARD"





MOVIES

IS IT TRUE THAT THE GROUP ARE THINKING OF MAKING A MOVIE WHERE THEY CHOP THE HEADS OFF OF ALL THE PONCY LITTLE BANDS IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT.

IT IS ALSO KNOWN THAT BEFORE THEY HIT MUSIC SUCSESS THE BAND BAND STARED IN A MOVIE WHERE THEY KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF BOYZONE AND WEST LIFE

THE OFFSPRINGS FEMALE MANAGER HELPS THE TEAM ALONG BUT SHE HAS BEEN FOUND OUT TO HAVE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH ONE OF THE BAND MEMBERS BUT WHO?????


THE GROUP DECIDED TO TOUR ENGLAND AT THE START OF THE YEAR AND DURING THAT TOUR THEY STOPPED TO HAVE A QUICK SHAG WITH THE FEMALE CAST OF EASTENDERS


IAN MARTIN A GAY WANKER WAS FOUND GIVING THE WHOLE OF THE GROUP BLOW JOBS AND AFTERWOODS HE SAID IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE FOR HIM AS THE GROUPS DICKS WERE BIGGER THEN HIS DADS



IAN MARTIN IS A GAY PRICK